I think the entire webcomics community would get along a lot better if Von Douchebag was found dead in a hotel room having "accidentally shot himself in the head from ten feet away".
You know, I'm just sayin'...
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Nah... he just needs to "grow up" a little. Like, ON A RACK!
No, no, what I meant to say was... he needs to mature a little. Like, a rotting festering corpse!
No, no, what I really meant was... he needs to take a pill. Like, a CYANIDE PILL!
Okay okay, what I totally meant to say is that he just needs to learn to chill. In a MEAT LOCKER!
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But seriously, he DOES need to learn to relax. Just like we need to learn to pay him no mind until he starts making a little more sense and stops thinking with his phalloid ego.
Give him a year or so, and he'll prolly mellow and realize that being that excessively confrontational and caustic doesn't get you anywhere or anything.
I'd like to hope that no one can be that stupidly assholish for ever.
I dunno, there are quite a few people in the webcomics community alone who are older than even YOU, old man, and have yet to mellow out. Some people don't grow up, they just become assholes with more experience.
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Date: 2004-07-10 01:25 pm (UTC)Nah... he just needs to "grow up" a little. Like, ON A RACK!
No, no, what I meant to say was... he needs to mature a little. Like, a rotting festering corpse!
No, no, what I really meant was... he needs to take a pill. Like, a CYANIDE PILL!
Okay okay, what I totally meant to say is that he just needs to learn to chill. In a MEAT LOCKER!
...
But seriously, he DOES need to learn to relax. Just like we need to learn to pay him no mind until he starts making a little more sense and stops thinking with his phalloid ego.
Give him a year or so, and he'll prolly mellow and realize that being that excessively confrontational and caustic doesn't get you anywhere or anything.
I'd like to hope that no one can be that stupidly assholish for ever.
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Date: 2004-07-10 03:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-07-10 09:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-07-10 05:36 pm (UTC)But perhaps that's for the best.
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Date: 2004-07-10 09:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-07-11 12:06 am (UTC)...
I now have a greater appreciation for what