The intarnets been berry berry good to me

• The greatest video game never made: Pirate Baby's Cabana Battle Street Fight 2006 It's got everything: Octopi! Pregnant zombies! Christopher Walken! The ghosts of a billion dead mosquitos! Puppy riding!
• The feel-good hit of the Christmas season: The Shining
• Why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS?
• Always ask someone you love before you put something in your mouth
• Meat me at the casbah. Jan Svankmajer is one of my favorite animators.
• and from Paul "Batman: The Animated Series" Dini (aka kingofbreakfast), a clear sign of the downfall of western civilization