Crime does not pay

Don't be a purse snatcher, kids. It could get you run over by the cops.

...but some say it doesn't matter as long as you can maintain an election

I'll be really happy when this fucking special election is over. The phone keeps ringing, and I keep having the hobble over to it wit my walking stick and bad foot, only to get a recording yammering at me about one of the initiatives. Or, better, to ave it blare music in my ear before yammering about one of the initiatives. I want to vote these people off of my fucking planet.