gwalla | Intarweb video cavalcade (Reply)

Thanks to the folks up late on #crfh. These videos cut my IQ in half.

We must kung fu fight!

Final showdown from a terrible '80s action flick titled "Undefeatable". I like one of the comments: "Don't piss off David Byrne"
GAR-bage day?!?! HeHAHAHAHA! HeHAHAHAHA!
'70s kung fu trailers. Praise the Shaw Brothers! Highlights include the cat, the matter-of-fact way the hero of Iron Fist Rebel says "That's it. I'm gonna kill you. You murdering swine.", and a completely anomalous Australian accent. And the lockpicking as sex metaphor.
Kung fu cat vs. UFC cat. "Does this bother you? Does this bother you? I'm not touching you. Does this bother you?" WHAM.

Muzique!

GWAR - Meat Sandwich. Barbarian hordes conquer the university commons and play basketball against Jesus.
Santo Gold. An infomercial for gaudy jewelry and a sci-fi wrestling movie titled "Blood Circus".
Type O Negative - I Don't Wanna Be Me. The Britney Spears bit is particularly mindscarring.
The Bing Bong Twins

Just...what?

Changing on the train. Save some time in the morning by getting dressed during your commute! I love all of the people trying very hard to look away.
Testing LSD on British troops. A deadpan classic.
Plants from another dimension. Welcome to the rainforest. It wants to eat you.
The endings to Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon and Zelda: The Faces of Evil, for CDi. Funny how the CDi never took off as a gaming platform. Featuring animation that looks like it was done by Ralph Bakshi's retarded cousin!

From the "tragedy is when I stub my toe; comedy is when you fall in an open manhole and die" files: